Yes. Say it with me.
Turbacoducken.
A chicken *wrapped in bacon*, stuffed inside of a duck that's *wrapped in bacon* and stuffed in a turkey that's *stuffed in bacon*..
The Jubbs and I are planning the logistics of it. We've purchased the turkey and the duck. We went to Genuardis' and practically stole the turkey from them.. 37 cents a lb with a purchase over 15 bucks.. That was a bit too easy!
We've got the duck and the turkey. Both in which are currently frozen.. well, pseudo frozen. It's in a cooler on the back porch in a meat holding pattern. We've decided that we're not going to do a whole chicken, we're going to cheat and just do Chicken Thighs. Boneless Chicken thighs. I know it's not completely directly to recipe, but when is it ever? Seriously!
Anyway.. We're not going to brine the turkey, mainly b/c it's pre-froze and "enhanced" with flavor and whatever madness. Actually, I think I may do an herb butter under the skin of the turkey for that umph. Now.. with the duck.. I have no goddamned idea what to do with the duck. I don't even think I've eaten duck before.. I know it's oily and a bit greasy, but I'll figure something out. I still need to think that out, if I'm all annoyed and in deep thought at work, I'll clear my mind and think about duck preparation. I kinda wish that my food work husband was here this week, I need to bounce ideas off of him..
*yawn* It's getting late..I'm tired. I'll write more in the morning.
BDSM + foodie insanity = The Deviant Domestic.
Hi, I'm Jade, your friendly neighborhood kinky chef.
Armed with a food processor and a dragon's tail, I'll take over the food world, with or without its consent.
Hi, I'm Jade, your friendly neighborhood kinky chef.
Armed with a food processor and a dragon's tail, I'll take over the food world, with or without its consent.
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
My food muse needs to be beaten..
And viciously. The type that you disgregard a safeword type beating. The type you get written consent for before doing. The "Are you fucking sure?" type beating.
He's screaming. He doesn't have a name yet. All I know is that this guy is lisping his head off and giving me evils as I type this. The fact that my boyfriend tried to replicate my steak and has done a so-so job at doing it infuriates him. I feel as if I need to make something to make it up to him. To appease his wretched and overly demanding self.
This is one of the times that I wish he was in human form. I'd take him downstairs, tie him to my St. Andrews cross and give him a beating that most people'll pay for.
He's screaming. He doesn't have a name yet. All I know is that this guy is lisping his head off and giving me evils as I type this. The fact that my boyfriend tried to replicate my steak and has done a so-so job at doing it infuriates him. I feel as if I need to make something to make it up to him. To appease his wretched and overly demanding self.
This is one of the times that I wish he was in human form. I'd take him downstairs, tie him to my St. Andrews cross and give him a beating that most people'll pay for.
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Pork tenderloin with hoisin demi-glaze..
Ingredients
* 1 pound pork tenderloin
* 1 tablespoon toasted sesame oil
* Salt and pepper
* 4 medium garlic cloves, smashed
* 12 ounces green beans, cut into 1-inch lengths
* 1/4 cup dry sherry or shaoxing wine
* 1/4 cup hoisin sauce
* Toasted sesame seeds, for garnish, optional
* Thinly sliced green onions, for garnish, optional
* Steamed rice, for serving, if desired
Directions
Trim excess fat from tenderloin. Cut into 1-inch pieces, pat with paper towels, rub with some sesame oil, and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
Place a medium skillet over medium high heat, add 1 tablespoon sesame oil. When oil shimmers, add pork and cook until browned and cooked partially, about 2 to 3 minutes per side.
Remove pork to a plate, return skillet to stove, and add garlic. When garlic is fragrant, add green beans and stir occasionally until browned, about 3 minutes. Add sherry and hoisin, stir to combine, and cook until beans are tender and sauce is reduced slightly and sherry smell is cooked off, about 4 minutes. Return pork to pot, turn to coat in sauce, season with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Sprinkle with sesame seeds and green onions, if using, and serve over rice.
* 1 pound pork tenderloin
* 1 tablespoon toasted sesame oil
* Salt and pepper
* 4 medium garlic cloves, smashed
* 12 ounces green beans, cut into 1-inch lengths
* 1/4 cup dry sherry or shaoxing wine
* 1/4 cup hoisin sauce
* Toasted sesame seeds, for garnish, optional
* Thinly sliced green onions, for garnish, optional
* Steamed rice, for serving, if desired
Directions
Trim excess fat from tenderloin. Cut into 1-inch pieces, pat with paper towels, rub with some sesame oil, and season with salt and freshly ground black pepper.
Place a medium skillet over medium high heat, add 1 tablespoon sesame oil. When oil shimmers, add pork and cook until browned and cooked partially, about 2 to 3 minutes per side.
Remove pork to a plate, return skillet to stove, and add garlic. When garlic is fragrant, add green beans and stir occasionally until browned, about 3 minutes. Add sherry and hoisin, stir to combine, and cook until beans are tender and sauce is reduced slightly and sherry smell is cooked off, about 4 minutes. Return pork to pot, turn to coat in sauce, season with salt and freshly ground black pepper. Sprinkle with sesame seeds and green onions, if using, and serve over rice.
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